It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My feet surprised me
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
