sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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