That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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