He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize