whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
did you just send me my own nude
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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