I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can't put those talents on a resume
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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