I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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