I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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