The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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