i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Watching her eat just hurts me
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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