if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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