fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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