The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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