i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
