Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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