I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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