He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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