Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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