If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Bang-toberfest begins!!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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