I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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