I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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