i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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