it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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