so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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