careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize