Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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