From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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