she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I smell like Dick and happiness
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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