My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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