I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i think my cat just said my name.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
