He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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