You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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