i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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