If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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