she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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