things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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