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it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think your dad took our porno
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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