somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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