Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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