After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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