how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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