Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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