Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
