I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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