I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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