Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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