BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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