sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You coming home soon, man?
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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