You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Two words: nipple clamps
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