Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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