He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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