Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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