Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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