This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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